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Canadian maple Emo

A canadian who does not get enough maple syrup on his pancakes and becomes and emo and cuts himself
OH NO THERES NOT ENOUGH SYRUP!!!!!I am now a canadian maple emo
by SxyPenguin308 April 3, 2009
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bell canada

Ma Bell.
One of Canada's largest telecommunications companies.
At some point in your service with Bell, be prepared to have at least one massive screwup with your account. Also, please don't call and repeat your story multiple times. They understood you the first time.
No, not every female agent you speak to is Emily. We do not sound like the automated system, stop screaming at us as though we are.
"I have phone service with Bell Canada. They charged me $99 to install a jack!"

"Bell Canada supplies my internet; they're throttling the speed so I can't download at optimum speed."

"I HATE /&?$*&)"$)*&/$ BELL CANADA"
by queenofhearts87 February 20, 2009
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Canadian Snorkel

The act of tossing salad with penis shaft in the air in one hand while the balls rest on one's nose. A variation of the rusty trombone. You must make a disgusted face while licking to breath.
This bitch gave me a Canadian Snorkel last night, I loved it!
by Alex Crowder and Brian Oniel December 26, 2007
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Caña

Chilean slang. Spanish.

It means "hangover", "aftereffects". It's an informal word, usually used by young people.
Hoy tuve la peor caña. Today I had the worst hangover ever.
by FDR5 May 6, 2013
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Canadian Bacon

Sex with a Canadian girl.
You get that canadian bacon?
Yeah boy, we did it last night
by J. Polinsky October 19, 2010
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canadas history

The act of a man or several men getting hammered drunk on yukon jack dressed as moose. The men then take large swigs of maple syrup and spit it in eachothers assholes. The men all clench their anuses, holding the syrup in, for twelve minutes, then splash it all into the Stanley Cup trophy....men without Stanley Cup trophies generally use commemorative Canada mugs sold to tourists. They then drink the syrup out of the cup. Then they fuck. In the butt.
"So me and Martin went over to Willies house and made some more Canadas History. Wicked sloppy."

"Gross bro."
by Jet Jaguar February 4, 2010
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Canadian Tuxedo

Wearing denim on demin, bitches.
Yeah, s'called a Canadian Tuxedo.
by Broomfield April 25, 2011
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