computersexual

The equivalent of homosexual in human beings. Also the term deemed to computers that run unusually slow.

Amanda: The song loads for me as soon as I refresh the page.
JonJon: I have no clue, my comp is just acting computersexual right now...
Amanda: lmfaoo! I love it!

My computer is so damn slow that it must be computersexual!

by Jonathan Medina June 23, 2008

computerguru54

guru of nothingness yet in exsistance to be a guru of something.

what is a guru let alone a computerguru54?

by cg54 August 14, 2003

Computersafting

Taking juice out of a computer, and injecting it into the tip of a penis, otherwise known as reverse pee.

I do love computersafting my gay boyfriend

by Frong69 March 16, 2023

computer rooter

those internet cyber sex pervert's

harry potter looks like one

by ozslang August 23, 2003

Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com

look at www.computerkillers.com

by Jimbo August 5, 2004

computer wid

A legless asswipe from my IT class, who plays the theme to dr who on his laptop and yells at people for drinking coke near their computer

Computer wid burped and it smelt like shit, dog shit.

by Peter Howell December 15, 2008

Computerize

To be on the computer.

"I, like, really like to computerize."

by Ota-Ota October 22, 2008