Chocolate Wristwatch

A ring of crap that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone's butthole.

I forgot to wash my whole arm after last night so now I'm sporting a chocolate wristwatch

by jfsnowman115 November 21, 2010

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when the tongue of a human being has being inserted into the anus and then dragged across the geish area between the anus and the testicles or pussy and asshole only to be licking the pussy or a sucking of the cock.

Dam, Mark really gave her a serious chocolate elevator. Bitchen..

by Bails.One November 29, 2005

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frosty chocolate

A sexual move: when you take a dump on a girls chest and then splooge on the shit pile.

My girlfriend is always asking me to give her a frosty chocolate. She is a skank.

by Austin Ballsdeep January 14, 2007

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Chocolate Police

Chocolate Police (noun) Governing force to regulate and prevent the consumption of chocolate. Resides within the super-ego of the human subconscious. Singles out women and attacks them viciously, using guilt as a weapon. More likely to punish after the crime than to deter beforehand.

At the supermarket in the confectionery aisle:
Unknown shopper: - Shuffle -
Nancy (turning, sharply; dropping jumbo bar of Cadbury’s): “Ohh!!!”
Unknown shopper: “Errr… are you alright?”
Nancy: “Sorry. I thought you were the Chocolate Police.”

Later, in the car:
Mikey: “You’ll be sorry later on.”
Nancy: “Shut up.” - Chomp - “Just let me enjoy it.” - Slurp -
Mikey: “The Chocolate Police will get you.”
Nancy: “I know.” - Munch - “I’ll deal with them later. Mmmm!”

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress August 9, 2008

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