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And what if I don't like nuts Jeremy? You made a candy bar out of spite that forces people who don't like nuts to eat candy that doesn't coincide with their gender you idiot.
Hym "The candy I have to eat doesn't coincide with my biological gender Jeremy. I don't control how I feel inside about nuts. I can't change my food palete. What am I supposed to do Jeremy? If I let your kids see me eating the wrong candy bar are you going to throw me in prison? Do I get a choice as to which candy I buy or do I just tell you my biological gender? I guess I'm trans candy now huh?
by Hym Iam March 7, 2023
mugGet the Trans candymug.

Heart Candy

A type of candy that is given out at Valentine's day and taste like drywall
Wow this Heart Candy taste like Tums
by Mr. Suicidal February 27, 2020
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Snout and Candy

What Junior The Forbidden One smelled…
“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy
by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022
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jet-candy

jet-candy is a homoepathic remedy for jetlag coming from long-distance travel
Take Jet-Candy when you travel and keep it handy
by Jet-Candy September 19, 2017
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Candy-Ass

A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.
Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback
by BM T-ray September 1, 2019
mugGet the Candy-Assmug.

candy colon

when you have had anal so many times that your ass hole actually looks like a starburst ,or soft candy, has been molded into a flower shape and put on your ass.
dude! she has such a candy colon! we are so NOT doing anal ever again.

do you think her candy colon is like a light pink or a dark red?
by glow bear May 26, 2017
mugGet the candy colonmug.

candy rock

Rock that entertains goth girls.
“Do you listen to Andy black?”

“No, it’s candy rock fuck that.”
by Theoldman February 9, 2019
mugGet the candy rockmug.

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