poop on my cake 

Similar to "Rain on my parade." but much more serious. In a parade, if it rains a little bit on part of the parade you can still enjoy the rest of it. However, if you have a HUGE cake and even a little tiny bit of poop gets on it THE ENTIRE CAKE IS RUINED. In fact if even a little bit of poop is next to a cake, the enitre cake is ruined.

"Oh man! Why must you always poop on my cake"

"I hate to poop om you cake but..."

poop on my cake by ztc 2329 March 8, 2010

Cake-Face 

One who cakes her face with make-up.

I would never kiss that cake face. I might get her cakey goo all over me.

Cake-Face by Greg Travers January 14, 2004

cake mixing 

flirting, whispering sweet nothings on the phone

Look at Angele cake mixing with John

cake mixing by cakemixer January 10, 2008

cake raked 

Really stoned, or baked.

"Im cake raked"

"Im baked to the cake rake"

"Dude, im cake snaked to the bake take"

cake raked by Fish__ September 3, 2006

Cake Wreck 

Any cake made and decorated by a professional bakery that is unintentionally sad, funny, ugly, creepy, and/or dirty, but generally in an amusing way.

The error could be ugly decorating, misspelled or incorrect words, errors in grammar, etc.The only real guideline for a Cake Wreck is that it was made in a professional bakery, and is messed up in some way.

1: I told them I wanted my cake to say "happy birthday Chris!" in orange, but they wrote the phrase
"happy birthday Chris in orange!" right on my cake! It's a cake wreck.

2: I saw this cake at a bakery that was supposed to have Santa on it, but it looked more like a pile of bird poo with a cherry on it! What a Cake Wreck.

3: I saw the funniest Cake Wreck on cakewrecks.com! It was soooooo hideous.

Cake Wreck by Dream-Wings December 5, 2009

Dirty Cake

A code word for bedroom activities.

If you come over now I can treat you to some dirty cake.

Dirty Cake by The Sup Guy December 16, 2008

the caged bat 

The act of sticking a creature of the night, such as a cricket or lizard, inside a woman's vagina. the moment of the animal inside cause pain, yet a glisten of pleasure. Not intended for children under 18.

pleasurepainhornycrazythe caged batcaged batorgasm

the caged bat by kingstroke89 November 1, 2010