crapola

Best thing to say when your crayola crayons break.

*crayon breaks*
Me: What company made this, crapola?

by Falldeadangels May 14, 2005

crapalier

Any Chevy Cavalier. A terrible, terrible car that should not be purchased or driven by anyone. Ever.

Frank: 'Concert tonight! I'll drive.'
Tom: 'No way I'm getting in your Crapalier!'

by Wyyl March 3, 2005

crappleberries

A type of fruit that is a mixture between human crap and blueberries. Usually mentioned when you are upset or frustrated. Can be substitued for crap.

Cappleberries. I accidently stuck my hand in crap.

or.

What the crappleberries little Timmy. Why do you always steal my meatloaf in the dining commons.

by Eric Gunink December 6, 2005

crap

Not a swear, just a word for poo.

Hey crap for brains, crap isn't a swear.

by Jimmy Jilly March 17, 2004

Crapitalism

Crapitalism is the evident failing of the capitalistic system. After excessive attempts to crapitize on consumer companies begin to make products that self destruct or break easily. To ensure adequate employment workers might take 2 years on a job that might be finished in as little as 6 monthes. Crapitalism is an indicator of the evolution of Capitalism to Imperialism this phase is commonly indicated by a loss of middle class and a greater divide between haves and have not. If the condition is untreated it leads to revolutions and civil unrest and forks into community based communism that seeks independence from breaucractical leeches.

Crapitalism inheirits the migration of capitalism to imperialism.

Damn crapitalism i just bought a sega pslazy8 and the game system self destructed.

Stupid crapitalism those workers spent 12 monthes fixing the road during lunch and traffic hours and now they have to dig it back up again and lay power lines.

by Au. October 11, 2015

i gotta crap

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

by AcidJed April 9, 2004

Crap Music

Basically most music today. Examples include: Kanye West, Ariana Grande, Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Nickelback, etc.

Mainstream Music Loving Dolt: Hey! Listen to this new Kanye West song.
Me: (angrily) Take your crap music elsewhere, more specifically to the toilet, where it belongs!!!!!!!

by Metal_Master_X April 5, 2017