The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
Get the Butthole Expressmug. by Minkeyboodle March 28, 2021
Get the monkey buttholemug. 
AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.
“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”
by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 4, 2018
Get the The Sneaky Buttholemug. An alcoholic beverage containing approximately 50% Malibu liquor, 20% coconut water, and 30% Red Bull Coconut (white) edition. It may sound fruity, but do not underestimate the hawaiian butthole. It has been known to sneak up on consumers and compel them to pop out fortnite dances like there’s no tomorrow. Be wary and drink responsibly.
Bartender: What can I get you?
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
Customer: Give me something good that will hit me like a freight train.
Bartender: Say no more. *mixes up a Hawaiian Butthole*
by slim timmy February 23, 2019
Get the Hawaiian Buttholemug. Where the blowjob is so sloppy wet. The spit leaks to your ass crack and slicks the hair back. Giving you an Italian Butthole.
This chick was slobbering so hard that it slicked the hair back on my cheeks and gave me an Italian Butthole.
by Professor NuNu December 6, 2022
Get the Italian Buttholemug. Guy 1: "Bro that's that weird bitch emily!"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"
Guy 2: "She's an actual freak fr"
Guy 3: "She gave Nick a butthole barbeque migga"
by racistper5son2011 March 19, 2023
Get the Butthole barbequemug.