bench off the crap

a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.

Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(

by giantone September 10, 2012

bozo benchmark

The infamous "bozo benchmark" is when you install and start using the thing without reading any directions or warning labels. This benchmark can be used for everything from computer components to motorcycles, weed-whackers, and firearms.

My wife says that the "bozo benchmark" is merely a cheap fiction that I created to justify my typical male tendency to want to wade into stuff without reading the instructions. By enshrining that tendency as a benchmark, I legitimize it! She is, of course, completely correct.

by Michael Miller July 12, 2006

WET BENCHING

To get bottom area of your clothing covered in bodily fluids whilst engaging in homosexual activity...like youve sat on a freshly painted wet bench

Terry hooked up with a couple of handsome guys the other gonna cost him a fortune in dry cleaning serious wet benching

by naylor1979 November 12, 2010

Good Morning Banche

guhd-moore-neen bon-ch

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

by phil anselmo November 29, 2004

benchpress beefcake

similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.

"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"

Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"

by Loofi May 2, 2008

benched

Sitting on a bench in the schoolyard during recess against one's will; punishment imposed by teachers on elementary school children for bad behavior.

Johnny was benched for talking back to Mrs. Beronio.

by renben February 2, 2009

Binch

To beat someone within and inch of their life

Don't you dare, or I'll binch you!

by Rach227 April 5, 2011