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breaded

Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.

Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.
Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.
by Cof Cub February 23, 2013
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romanian breadbasket

when a male sits on the floor with his legs crossed and his female companion does a head stand with her head positioned between the males legs and proceeds to suck him off.
yo dawg you so lucky ya gurl is in da gymnastics she can give yo white ass da romanian breadbasket man
by tdammon April 2, 2009
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Bread

It makes you fat.
Bread makes you fat!?!!
by whattttttt? May 7, 2011
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lesbian bread

another name for panara bread.
lets all go eat at lesbian bread.
by abbimabey April 7, 2009
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Soggy Bread

The act of urinating on a woman's yeast infection, then proceeding to provide oral stimulation
Man I really need some mouthwash, I just gave that girl some serious soggy bread
by Furburgers November 17, 2015
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Brewdog Fries

The juxtaposition between a great flagship product from one company (Brewdog Beer), where expectations have risen by the first product, followed by the disappointment of the second product (soggy and flavourless Brewdog fries).

For example, you are at Brewdog with your mates enjoying their amazing craft beers, and then you order their incredibly disappointing fries.
The handjob was amazing but the sex was totally Brewdog fries.
by Jack Fulhamster December 30, 2020
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laver bread

Pronounced "Larver", laver is an edible seaweed commonly found on the south west coast of Wales (around Swansea). Laver has to be prepared at great length by washing many times, and boiled for up to 5 hours and drained to form a gelatinous puree. It is mixed with fine oatmeal, formed into small cakes and fried in fat. If you are after a traditional authentic flavour serve it with some vegan bacon.

Of course, in olden times, and even now in the countryside, there was a hot cooking "range" constantly available, so extended cooking times for things like laver were no problem. Nowadays it is less convenient (but you could try using a pressure cooker or microwave)

I have no idea why it is called "bread"!
imma go buy LAVER BREAD!
by blah May 13, 2005
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