Amsterdam breakfast

To smoke a joint while one sips their coffee in the morning.

I poured my cup of coffee, lit my joint, and enjoyed my Amsterdam breakfast.

by HydroHoudini October 13, 2017

The Breakfast Club

An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)

The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis

*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!

by Sgt. Bilby October 10, 2021

Breakfast Box

A manly meal, when fried breakfast is in any container, this can be from anything from a polystyrene food container to a large wooden crate, you can also fest in the food too so sometimes called a breakFEST box.

i just at a breakfast box, im now a real man


im going to fest in my breakfast box

by Mr Birling April 30, 2009

Indian Breakfast

Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.

Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.

by Grizzel Bear December 16, 2021

Whores breakfast

When a man pours a cracked egg inside his companions asshole. She then farts the egg into the frying pan, cooks it and eats it.

Would you like a whores breakfast

by Deltacash April 12, 2023

cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 21, 2013

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021