Boner Narcolepsy

A boner so strong that it drains the blood from your brain and causes you to faint

We saw a nice piece of ass walk by and Tim fainted from Boner Narcolepsy. I had no idea he had that strong a dong.

by Frontpagepodcast May 19, 2016

boner pill

Slang term for any number of erectile dysfunction medications, such as Viagra, Cialis and Levitra.

Him: "This has never happened to me before."
Her: "Well, maybe you should start taking boner pills."

by Jake in NYC December 7, 2005

Boner-Inspiring

When something is so incredibly awesome, that it just automatically causes a boner. The thing, whatever it might be, just causes sexual stimulations at the meer sight.

"Wherein this most streamlined and trunkless of transports, boner-inspiring though
it may be, wherein are we to reposit our recently deceased cargo?"

by BKlemme September 26, 2005

boner donor

Donating ones boner, out of the goodness of their heart, to a needing recipient.

"yo that hoe is so fine..i would totally be her boner donor"

by SingSing January 29, 2008

Flashback Boner

n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection

When Dave was reminded about Jami the stripper, he got a flashback boner.

by snyderized February 26, 2010

massive boner

it is when people can't spell.
it is when you get horny as hell and your penis goes upwards

god i have a massive boner.
i love massive boners

by mr big black dickbutt:D June 1, 2016

Boner Medicine

A prescription drug used to help men get erections. eg. Cialis or Viagra.

Is this commercial with naked old people in bath tubs trying to sell boner medicine?

by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009