by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
Get the Pig in a blanket mug.A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
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Get the Food on a blanket mug.Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
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by Meep beep June 12, 2021
Get the one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter mug.A woman who is used by virgins and sexually inexperienced males in order to learn how to satisfy another woman.
Prom is next week, and I don't know if my blow-up doll serves as an adequate Guinea Pig in a Blanket.
by Arnie Grape June 20, 2021
Get the Guinea Pig in a Blanket mug.You put two couches together so that they make a “pool” and you chuck blankets (coverlets; doonas; what have you) and pillows in it. Jump in! It’s like a pillow fort but with couches and blankets!
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