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Canada's History

A sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup, the hardest part of which is fitting everything in.
I tried Canada's history last night, but got stuck on the maple syrup.
by Beaver16 February 4, 2010
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Once upon a time the United States bought a hat. They called it Canada. That is all.
Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.

American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
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Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010
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A sexual maneuver involving a frigid woman and a man hung like a moose. The man stands over the woman and uses his moose-like phallus to ejaculate on her face and chest. After completion, he states "Tasty poutine, eh?" If the prudish woman responds in the negative, he burns her white house down a la the War of 1812. If she responds in the positive, he pays her a loonie and a toonie and whatever Canadian Tire money he has on him.
Sarah was left with a mess on her hands and face when Wayne burned her house down following a nasty Canada's History gone right.
by Steagle the Cobeagle February 4, 2010
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A peculiarly wonton act of perversion bordering on the auto-voyueristic, such as masturbating in front of a mirror while typing in a status update on Facebook.
Scott's mom walked in while he was in the midst of Canada's History.
by Disco Definer February 4, 2010
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While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
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A sex act where a French man poops into the vagina of a Canadian woman.
In Germany, there a fetish magazines dedicated to Canada's History!
by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010
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