Base

1st Base: Kissing and above the waist touching
2nd Base: Touching below the waist (inc digital)
3rd Base: Mouth below the waist
4th Base: Going all the way
5th Base: Going all the way (Gays and fun heterosexuals)
6th Base: Going all the way in Kitkat Club

Person A: It's been four hours since I last got ramrailed!
Person B: What?! You went to 5th base an hour ago!
A: Oh yeah. But only 6th base really counts.
B: Let's go all the way tonight, no regrets, just love.
A: Bring your tops and your bottoms, and I don't mean your bikinis.
All: Gorgeous.

by TrademarkKittySound August 27, 2018

faith-based

A politically correct way of saying that the government is going to give tax-payer's money to religious groups so they can use it to persue their religious agenda.

'Faith-based initiative' sounds less threatening than 'religious school' and so is less likely to scare people. This phrase is increasingly being used in the US and the UK.

Tony Blair: I think faith-based schools will benefit our children.
Journalist: So you're saying that you want to let religious organisations educate our children so they can learn that evolution and creationism are equally valid?
Tony Blair: They will receive a balanced education.
Journalist: So it's okay for children to be taught to doubt evolution and consider the earth to have been created within the last 10,000 years by a god? All this at the tax-payer's expense.
Tony Blair: Next question please.

by thepreacher May 9, 2006

2 2 base

a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE

Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date?
Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base.
Jim: Dude, you pulled a feelski? You're such a player!

by Petro McDonald May 7, 2008

fifth base

The act of propping open a woman's anus with a metal ring and placing one's testicles in her. Remove the ring and the testicles will be trapped inside her until the women releases her sphincter and passes stool. The act of the woman shitting one's testicles out is called "fifth base".

My girlfriend wanted a little more than anal sex last night so i decided to take her to fifth base. The ring hurt her but not as much as her ass hurt me!

by verticle;:) October 22, 2010

base cadet

Someone affiliated with the military who spends all their time on the base and hardly ever ventures out into the world outside. Common in remote/overseas locations.

Dude, Mark and his wife will never go downtown with us, they're total base cadets. I bet they're at Anthony's Pizza right now.

by caytinator January 25, 2011

Baseing

To press your "lower" body part(s) up against another person. This is not like dry humping as you do not do a thrusting motion. Can be done unintentionally. Best type of base is when you and some one else's base..well..base =

Giving someone a hug from behind is baseing if your lower parts are touching their backside.

by zarley705 July 24, 2011

Base on balls

Getting to first base without any effort whatsoever.

Josh: I totally got to first base yesterday.
Mike: Dude, you didn't do anything. She was getting all over YOU.
Josh: So what?
Mike: So, that's a total base on balls.

by Stormstopper October 1, 2011