smells like teen bacon

Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.

"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"

fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"

by Darnell Danger June 9, 2007

Jamaican Bacon

The hottest black woman you would ever seen. She has gorgeous brown eyes and oh lawd dem legs and dat ass. She's rarely seen without wearing kneesocks. Also has the cutest laugh, smile, and looks sexeh with glasses. Her name usually starts with R or F.

That's one fine piece of Jamaican Bacon!

by Corvy January 22, 2011

roblox bacon

somebody who thinks theyre funny, but really isnt. they're usually 9-13 year old boys who havent started puberty, they normally actually have robux, but they dress like a bacon for pure amusement, bc putting on a free hair totally makes you cool

me when i see a roblox bacon: "oh. look at that bacon hating on those slenders.."
my friend: "LMAO.. bro bacons are so irrelevant and petty"

by ayeshascrack July 17, 2021

vertical bacon sandwich

refering to a womans vagina, camel toe, or beef curtians. the pussy lips just all chillin

that girl amber has the tastiest vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had the pleasure of eatin for hours

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

bacon sex

having sex with a fat person

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat

by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us!

by Amaretto Kramer February 8, 2006

Baconator

A Baconator is a benevolent and wise dictator who rules in a Baconocracy! Baconocracy is the choice to unite not divide... Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon in the bacon party. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!! Bacon is the last best hope for the USA!!! Elect bacon in a greaseslide!

The baconator was elected by a greaseslide in 2012 and a pax americana followed, years of peace, prosperity and bacon!

by jmspaesq November 12, 2010