by 12345678937474738838ddggg September 14, 2017

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!
by Smash0605 June 24, 2022

by M4G1C R4T February 17, 2022

another word for tampon
by jolfstenberg December 6, 2015

Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.
Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.
by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010

a boy comes home from school, goes into his backyard and starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
his mother comes into the backyard from the house and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?.
Adam: can I attach balloons to this lawn chair without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to build an amateur flying machine and turn amateur flying machine building among modern teenagers into a trend. I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean wash the dishes, take out the trash, and the like, not your chemistry homework; you get the idea.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2012
