bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t

BOW TO THE BAGEL CULT

by quibblee May 4, 2021

Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.

It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.

by Muffins. August 24, 2022

Bagel

Bitch

She is a bagel for hooking-up with my ex.

by The Bagel Maker April 2, 2017

Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”

“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*

by jbongo September 12, 2025

How Bout Them Bagels

I can't tell you man...

Friends "How Bout Them Bagels"
You "WTF does that mean"
Proceeded to have an hour long argument on the meaning

There is no meaning

by Kdog September 26, 2024

Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.

"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"

by Gomery May 25, 2015