Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.

"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"

by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

baconaid

It means any thing with bacon added to it.

Baconaided coffee, baconaided underwear
ect.....

by Mara Lee November 5, 2003

bacon cruiser

a police car that is clearly marked

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Baconese

A religion where bacon is idolized and worshiped

What kind of religion do you study Mrs. F?
Baconese....bacon is my world.

by Andrew Winner November 17, 2010

Bacoma

The period of lethargy, napping and laziness that follows mass bacon consumption.

After eating 20 strips of bacon, Nicole fell into a bacoma and passed out.

by JT Flynt October 27, 2011

bacon dipper

The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)

"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"

by schwi August 25, 2011