Bum mode

The act of waking up late in the clothes from the previous day and continuing to wear them, not shaving, skip showering and most other daily hygiene practices, then interacting socially or to go into public for a majority of the day
(may also be a state of being, and normally a person will enter bum mode in the presence of good friends)

causes can be sleep deprivation, hangover, late night of work or gaming, and/or just plain laziness.

I was up so late last night, i decided to go bum mode until work later

Why'd you invite them over? Im in bum mode

Im was so tired when i woke up i decided to go bum mode for the day

by LaZyBuM9 November 17, 2011

Bum Pump

A Pump Like Instrument, That Is Used For Clearing Out Ones Rectum, Prior To Anal Sex.

John: Ima Do Her In The Arse Later.......

Tom: Make Sure She Bum Pumps First, Otherwise, She Will, Without A Doubt, Dirty On Your Cock Stick...

by Buperter August 6, 2011

drippy bum

when you have to take a masive shit due to diarrhea

I had Pizza Hut/Taco Bell today and i got some mad drippy bum

by Hans Moleman2 August 23, 2007

bum snogging

The action of ones tounge licking another persons asshole.

Damn dude, that guy is bum snogging that chick off the chair.

by JoshuaRay September 25, 2007

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

bum bats

bits of shit and toilet paper that get stuck in bum hair following a visit to the shitter. Resembles bats hanging in caves.

Dang, I got a bunch of itchy bum bats hangin in my butt crack.

by JackSparrow24 February 13, 2008

Bum Juice

Bum Juice - 1. A cheap alcoholic drink, Mostly off brand malt liquor. 2. Any form of "street" brewed or distilled alcohol, made by homeless for the homeless. *note stay far from the latter definition, should only be used in small portions.

"Look Jo is so poor all she brought was some bum juice"

by Gayden Peel September 27, 2005