Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021

Food on a blanket

A picnic but without the word sounding weird

Let’s go have some food on a blanket!

by Superandrew1 June 1, 2021

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

blanket dick

the accumulation of dust in your dickhole

guy 1: damn it i have blanket dick
guy 2: ew go wash your fucking pisshole then

by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024

Blankets

Fandom name for Faye Malisorn and Yoko Apasra's fans.

Blankets are very nice, unless provoked.

by im_myouison2 October 1, 2024

Blanket Couple

People in a relationship that show excessive public displays of affection. The name of the term refers to people that would commit sexual acts in public, that would be considered public indecency, if they weren't under a blanket.

"Did you see those band kids making out in the hallway?"

"yeah, I saw them doing that at the football game too, they're definitely the blanket couple"

by My_Kankles November 7, 2024