queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

boston bat wangers

a set or pair of hang down vaginal lips that are larger than normal. to be true 'boston bat wangers'; they must hang low/long enough to wrap around a penis

I went down on her & she had the largest set of boston bat wangers I've ever tasted.

by fuzzypugnutz February 16, 2010

Bat shit bonkers

Used to descrive someone who is over the top crazy, and very annoying.

Are you friends with her?
No, she's bat shit bonkers!

by Frankie Diva Cat August 11, 2010

bat fried rice

A lapse in judgement that results in one's resignation or firing.

Dude! That Tweet was total bat fried rice! I'm going to miss you around the office...

by fjlskefu April 22, 2020

Bat-Shit Nagasaki

It is the psychological state of a man who loses all social etiquette from an experience so inexplicably ridiculously incomprehensible and thus brashly reacts out of character.

Hey, did you hear about Tan getting the lowest grade in the Final Year Aircraft Design Group Project? He went Bat-Shit Nagasaki and stabbed scrappy with his own prosthetic leg.

by Slap dog gamillionaire November 30, 2016

hanging bats

Taking a dump, when a turd pops out it looks like a bat hanging

yeah I called him he said he was hanging bats and would be here in 20 minutes.

by matte2pride April 1, 2008

Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007