August 14th

Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.

Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”

by AnEpicPicklePerson April 20, 2021

august

august is a taylor swift song and that created the month august so everyone say thank you to taylor swift

person 1: hey what month is it
person 2: its the month taylor swift created, august

by connexion August 2, 2021

August 3rd

The day axel sucks your dick day

Alex : Bro axel its august 3rd!
Axel: Lemme suck that dick boy

by Joanxef August 3, 2021

August 8

August 8 is National Fuck Buddy day;
Today's the day you fuck someone close

"Hey man, it's August 8, you know what that means!"
"Oh, Fuck Buddy day? Well that's something."

by Guiltoi August 8, 2021

August 25

National slightly above average dick day.

Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.

Rocky: That’s cool I guess.

by Not Liam or rocky November 9, 2021

August 13

The great mushroom war from adventure time that caused the destruction of half the earth and the majority of human life.

Quinn: “Hey, did you know on August 13 it’s the great mushroom war?”
Alex: “the one from adventure time? Yeah.”

by QuinnDearest_ August 9, 2021

august 22

dracotok’s bday

-it’s august 22 tomorrow!!

-oh yeah...we know what that means...
- dracotok anniversary yay!!

by julzessie August 22, 2021