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group of assholes

There is no universal term for a collection of assholes in one place, instead terminology tends to cross religious and social economic boundaries. In the North of England one might encounter a Pile of assholes at a soccer match, whereas in Detroit this same group would be a Pack. Some particularly unflattering examples exist, such as the Nasty Bag of assholes (South East Asia).
On the way back from the concert we were delayed by a group of assholes, locally known as a "Set"
by TheRealOrz February 18, 2017
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Asshole Moses

When you are driving through a parking lot and cars are backing out on both sides, you honk your horn and drive fast through the middle, parting the cars.
In a crowded college parking lot, Cindy parted the cars like an Asshole Moses to quickly go home.
by 20stalks November 22, 2013
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closet asshole

Someone who seems like a decent person in public but, when given the opportunity, says/does despicable things.
Jenny: Wow, Craig seemed so nice... then I looked him up on Facebook and saw all his mysoginist rude posts. What a closet asshole!
by allejoisthebest July 22, 2016
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conceited asshole

A person or individual who exhibits traits of cockiness or smugness. A condescending individual.
Due to Brian's expansive vocabulary & vain demeanor, David believed him to be a conceited asshole.
by Huggyman November 28, 2015
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asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
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Asshole Tax

Asshole tax is charging someone extra purely because they’re personality sucks, and may have been rude, annoying, wasted your time, or just generally need to be fined for forcing others to endure them.
This woman was such a pain in the ass to deal with so I charged her some asshole tax and told her the price was $75 instead of $40. Bam bitches.
by Lethal Lissauer November 17, 2019
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alpha asshole

An alpha asshole is the biggest asshole of all. The one who is undeniably the biggest baddest douche around
“Did you see Dallin last night at the party?”
“Yeah! He was being a complete alpha asshole!”
by Imagenius1231 June 5, 2018
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