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the criss angel

When you're fucking a girl from behind, you tell her you're going to cum and instead spit on her back, and when she turns around you cum on a dove and throw it in her face, while pyrotechnics go off in the background.
I wanted to do the Criss Angel to my fiance on our honey moon, but no pet shop would sell me the doves I needed to do it.
by Stonedashades September 20, 2013
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Angela

You could say Angela has a “shortattitude.
by MyNameJacki December 23, 2017
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Criss Angel

1.The hottest man you will ever see.
2.One of THE best illusionists ever.
3.A MINDFREAK
OMG Criss Angel is soooooo hot!!!!!
by gbfdvereg January 13, 2008
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Steel Angel Kurumi

Super happy explosive anime lesbian robots with welsch corgi jetpacks and love-rainbows that fight in the air for their friends lesbian nookie
"the show 'steel angel kurumi' is filled with "Super happy explosive anime lesbian robots with welsch corgi jetpacks and love rainbows that fight in the air for their friends lesbian nookie!"
by Dj Masta Cheez September 26, 2004
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touched by an angel

When you take a shit and the water splashes you asshole and/or tant.
by graygoon January 12, 2010
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Angel Pulido

this kid likes to suck dick and is super gay. This kid is usually bald
by wowzies123 June 3, 2019
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Angela

Angela: the type of girl who goes for a nap at 6pm and doesn’t wake up till the next morning
Angela: “Megan I’m having a nap”
Megan: “okay”
Angela: “bro I slept through the whole night
by Angelafanaccount June 11, 2019
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