Dank ass weed that doesn't have a name. Use it when: you sell weed, you tell your friends what kind of weed you have, or when you purchase weed.
You:"Hey man, what kind of shit do you have?"
Dealer:"Shit maing i got some of that Alaskan Sniper Fuck, choo know what im saying?"
OR
Your friend:(after taking a hit)"Fuck man, what is this shit!"
You:"Alaskan Sniper Fuck dude!"
Dealer:"Shit maing i got some of that Alaskan Sniper Fuck, choo know what im saying?"
OR
Your friend:(after taking a hit)"Fuck man, what is this shit!"
You:"Alaskan Sniper Fuck dude!"
by NATOPOTATO May 15, 2008
GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.
by emgigi July 08, 2009
When you color an uncurcumsized penis green and then ejaculate over a girls ass while she farts so it sprays right back onto your penis. This will undoubly make your dick look like a worm covered in snow from alaska.
by CumDrinker666 January 25, 2010
by n genn February 14, 2010
by Severus R. August 29, 2018
The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.
1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.
2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!
2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!
by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021
Man, that stripper was so hot until after she finished her dance and I noticed I got an Alaskan paint job.
by freako and jon doe April 20, 2011