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Rod

A fat middle aged man who leads a meanial insignificant lifestyle. They also are known to have large red nipples, a short pink chodus with a red shiny helmet and a large central mass of coagulated stomach fat.They are often spotted in the wild usually on the weekends scouting with fellow hoarders for unvaluable useless shit at thrift markets or repainting a few chips of the paintwork of their campervan.
While Rod was driving his freshly painted camper across the Nullabor, his short pink chodus bounced on top of his bulberous mauve hairy testicle sack. The “bouncing” however was more like vibrating due to the bellowing weight of his compacted gut, squishing his chodus restricting its bouncing movement, the resulting humidity eminatibg a stench of sweat, piss and BO.
by Slyyydog June 1, 2018
mugGet the Rodmug.

Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)
I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.
by MrOverboost August 12, 2016
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uranium fuel rods

ur mom: I GOT SOME URANIUM FUEL RODS!!!!!11!!!
son: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!11!!!!11!!!
by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022
mugGet the uranium fuel rodsmug.

golden fishing rod

the definition is that this is a pain to get in terraria so use heros mod or you will suffer for eternity (totally not eternity mode.) The Defined is golden fishing rod because yes.
THIS IS A PAIN TO GET. DONT EVEN TRY. define rule for dictionary is annoying. the defined of golden fishing rod is pain.
by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023
mugGet the golden fishing rodmug.

rod

A long human being. Tall and has no curves and is just straight.
you rod
by The typing man May 5, 2018
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ram rodded

To get pounded in the ass, usually by another man.
He loves gettin ram rodded while he's smokin foils.
by K-Diddy 2 February 8, 2024
mugGet the ram roddedmug.

barbie rod

A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood
If your not gonna do another shot with us you can grab you Barbie rod and go to bed Greg.
by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020
mugGet the barbie rodmug.

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