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monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
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monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
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cockie monster

a person who has just devoured a big yummy cummy
i feel like a big cockie monster after licking out her egg whites last night
by p-tew February 27, 2019
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chillage monster

A being that chills too much.
We need to gather the village folk and chase this 'chillage monster away. Be for we are all doomed to the big chill.
by Budben1 April 13, 2011
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Monster Bowl

A bowl on a pipe or bong, that is completely filled with ground up Marijuana.

Packing the maximum ammount of ground up Marijuana into one bowl.
Jeff was baked because he had a incredibly large monster bowl to himself.
by DryMaster December 17, 2010
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flappy monster

The outer lip region of a woman's vaginal area.
I was going down on my girlfriend and her flappy monster seemed to quiver.
by nuetron November 27, 2020
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kush monster

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later
by BanterSlut June 7, 2016
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