top jungkook

top kook, bottom tae :)

friend: who is top and who is bottom?
me: obviously top jungkook and bottom taehyung.

by @horny_army May 4, 2018

oral top

someone who only enjoys recieving cunnilingus/fellatio, not giving it

"jesse is a total oral top, he never reciprocates"

by anyteeng July 3, 2006

top 8

Where you can put your 'top 8' favorite myspace friends that will show up on your Myspace profile.

How come I'm not on ur top 8 huh??

by hello-quyenie April 17, 2006

Muffin Top

Possibly one of the sexiest things a girl can show off. Scientists spent decades calculating the "perfect waist to hip ratio" forgetting to realize that showing off slight imperfections can be far sexier than aiming for perfection.

Damn, girl I can't stop looking at that sexy muffin top!

by crazy hank June 22, 2010

Topping yourself

It means killing yourself.
Suicide.

Sara: Ah Jen i'm so depressed!
Jen: Please dont go Topping yourself Sara D:
Sara: Im considering it
Jen: We all love you, this isnt right -cries-

by Hayz24 December 15, 2011

Pen top

A sex position in which a man positions his body on a couch in a perpendicular fashion. With his head on the floor, and his legs lying on the the upright part of the couch. The women then subsequently sits on top of his crotch area, so as to have one leg on the side of the man, and the other hanging off the back of the couch (or standing). Thus she fits on the man like the top of pen!

My girlfriend and I did the pen top last night. It was awesome

by Cha Chal July 1, 2011

tube top

a strapless, cylindrical top.

Look at that ho in the tube top... is that Erich's mom?

by Dichead June 28, 2006