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monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
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monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
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task monster

A task monster is someone gets things done! Someone who is motivated and is able to power through his/her to do list.
Person 1: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm a muthaflippin task monster!
by taskmonster November 29, 2011
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Tubby monster

Liam Strydom is a tubby monster.
by Ellaisnotonfire February 26, 2013
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tatter monsters

female breasts
area on a women's chest, their rack.
can be classified as good, bad, medium, or as some type of classification.
boobs that a woman has
Mike: How was the night with that girl last night, Bill? Did you have a good time with her?
Bill: It was a good time. She had nice tatter monsters that I couldn't keep my eyes off the whole night.
Mike: Sounds like a memorable night.
by JBreezy Gets Bitchez November 13, 2011
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the cum monster

The disowned brother of the Cookie Monster, he loves to guzzle a certain white juice. Beware the Cum Monster, for he will suck you off while you sleep and grow stronger with every nut.
"The Cum Monster came into my house last night and sucked off my whole family!"
by suckadickforadollar November 14, 2022
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Lean monster

The elixir golem from clash royale who often goes to CVS to pick up lean ingredients.
by Big sussy black guy April 4, 2022
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