Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.
Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
Get the monster penismug. The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
Get the monster trucksmug. by anonymous June 10, 2017
Get the Monster Cookmug. by Ricky Genius October 15, 2021
Get the Chalk monstermug. by cracker1234567890 June 10, 2011
Get the Shitfaced Monstermug. When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.
Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.
Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.
Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.
by Cdogbox July 30, 2018
Get the Munch Monstermug. by Montelarlo March 28, 2017
Get the semen monstermug.