Jason Statham

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

by BadassDude May 26, 2009

Jason West

A worthless faggot who looks like a rat and is know for being an a**hole

That Jason West should have never been born

by All knowing human February 8, 2019

Jason Bourne

Jason Charles Bourne is a fictional character and the protagonist of a series of novels by Robert Ludlum and subsequent film adaptations. He first appeared in the novel The Bourne Identity (1980), which was adapted for television in 1988. The novel was very loosely adapted in 2002 into a feature film under the same name and starred Matt Damon in the lead role.

Jason Bourne has a tormented past, which continues to influence him throughout his lifetime. Jason Bourne is but one of many aliases used by David Webb. Webb is a career foreign service officer and a specialist in Far Eastern affairs. Before the events in The Bourne Identity, Webb had a Thai wife named Dao and two children named Joshua and Alyssa in Phnom Penh, the capital of Cambodia. Webb's wife and two children were inadvertently killed during the Vietnam War when a fighter plane strayed into Cambodia, dropped two bombs and strafed a spot near the Mekong River. However, unknown to Bourne, Joshua survived. Due to Cambodia's neutrality in the war, every nation disclaimed the plane, and, therefore, no one took responsibility for the incident. Having nothing left to live for, Webb went to Saigon and, under the careful guidance of Alex Conklin, ended up training for an elite Top Secret Special Forces unit called Medusa. Within that select organization Webb was known only by his code name, Delta One.

by The Centurion December 30, 2014

Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees is a serial killer.

Jason Voorhees killed Jim.

by DOGMAN_5676 May 20, 2020

Jason Lee

A big and bulky guy who you might think is fat but your wrong all of that is muscle an when you think your strong think again

Man 1: yuck that guys fat

Man 2: I think that’s muscle

A Jason Lee is a great defense

by Buttman8829292 666 February 21, 2018

pullin a jason

when a friend blows you off to do something. but he doesnt have a straight answer on where he is going. Most likely hangin out with a girl named Katie

Todd: Jason do you want to go to waffle house?
Jason: Nah i dont think so .
Todd: What are you doing?
Jason: Inno i might go do somethan but im not sure. I might go hang out.
(Jason walks off)
Todd: I wonder what he is doing?
Logan: Hes pullin a jason!

by Yakka January 2, 2009

freaky jason

There's always that one guy that you work with who is socially retarded, so you try and stay on his good side because you have no doubt that one day he will show up to work and go postal.

Please don't kill me freaky jason

by kenneth ward March 30, 2011