shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.

Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."

by #1SMTX August 23, 2015

wigwam for a goose's bridle

AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"

OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.

A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.

by GS71 April 19, 2017

Untitled Goose Game

a game so addictive that you can't get off. It is about a goose.

PewDiePie played Untitled Goose Game for 1 hour.

by RyanPhill236 September 27, 2019

noodles through a goose

Something moving very fast.
Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.

That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.

by Cable Hills May 01, 2008

Bull Goose

The opposite of Bull Moose. A Bull Goose is when a guy is on the receiving end of a strap-on from a girl who is flapping her arms like wings.

"She Bull Goosed him right in the ass."

Bull Goose sucks.

Bull Moose is the shit.

by DBone07 October 06, 2009

Goose up

Goose up or "goosing up" would be an action taken when you are drinking vodka, in particular, grey goose. Instead of having a drink or drinking up, you are goosing up, which is the process of becoming intoxicated, or goosed up, which means you are intoxicated.

I am going to Atlantic City to Goose up and rip the dance floor.

by ROBBIETHEBAT June 25, 2014

mother goose

to rape, specifically in the ass, i.e., the mother of all goosing.

Don't walk out on the college green at night, someone will mother goose you.

by Frank Roosevelt November 08, 2007