Snout and Candy

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by jezzabellheights_ July 18, 2022

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Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

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carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

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Room candy

Candy kept in your bedroom for when a craving hits.

Jackson wanted to buy more room candy, his Halloween candy was gone and he’d had a craving.

by Not Jackson January 30, 2019

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Granny's Candy

When an older woman (65 or older) squirts into an ice cube tray, freezes it, and gives it to a younger male, claiming it is hard candy.

Chris: Beatrice granny's candy-ed James the other day and he got so pissed.

Mike: (Twitter post) Just caught my grandma trying to give my friend some granny's candy. #squirtinyourmouth

by Mattj June 29, 2014

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Candy Popper

Candy Popper, where you or your partner spreads open your vagina fills it up with popping candy then licks the inside. Often used to describe a fetish.
"I know Jerry, he's a good Candy Popper."
"Joseph! You Candy Popper!"

"lmao have you tried the candy Popper"

by ThatKidBra June 5, 2018

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