Korean Flu

When you travel to South Korea with your family and in laws then get back and don't want to attend a birthday with the other side of your family you have Korean flu.

“Nizzi’s are out. Korean flu over here.”

by UncleBunt May 28, 2023

Vape Flu

Similar to man-flu, when a person has illness symptoms because of the amount they vape, but blame it on a flu/cold.

Brian: Ugh I have such a sore throat from this cold! *vapes*
Tim: Nah youve just got vape flu

by liamEXISTS February 19, 2023

Porp Flu

The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intense homosexual intercourse.

Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.

by YOU!!!!!!!!!! December 20, 2023

kid flu

the sickness that your children bring home from their respective school buildings

Every December Merle and Julia miss a few days of work with the kid flu, causing them to question having children in the public education system.

by Slamb Doctor April 21, 2018

dyke flu

A flu worse than man flu that dykes get

I have dyke flu but I dont winge about it much like when men have man flu.

by Mindesten September 15, 2020

Girl flu

Completely reasonable cold that does not go away because you keep having fun

I’m so tired! I’ve been having a girl flu for two weeks now.

by SaraOscarDictionary November 22, 2024

flus

it`s a norwegian slang for money

brur jeg er stacked med flus

by yo local pedo November 16, 2022