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Shitty

Bro im shitty i didnt win on that scratch off
by Ny jai October 31, 2021
mugGet the Shittymug.

Shitty Moranis

To take a shit, not flush and leave the area immediately
Hey some fuck face took a shitty Moranis in the restroom!
by Big leagues March 12, 2019
mugGet the Shitty Moranismug.

Shitty Pedestal

When your dirty bitch breaks into the bathroom and hops on your cock in reverse and rides it while you’re taking the browns to the superbowl
I broke into the wheelchair bathroom at my local dive bar and saw my grandma donating a Shitty Pedestal to a homeless man. Bless her heart.
by shittyshel April 1, 2024
mugGet the Shitty Pedestalmug.

A shitty poopy

A word to define a pussy nigga such as a Colton.
by Yeeeeeeer May 23, 2021
mugGet the A shitty poopymug.

Shitty Mungis

A shitty mungis is someone that keeps pissing you off and never stops.
Person 1: Haha your hair looks funny!
Person 2: Shut up you shitty mungis!
by maise's#1fan August 13, 2024
mugGet the Shitty Mungismug.

Shitty Fuckin

Like titty fuckin, but instead of a woman’s titties, it’s a man’s own asscheeks.
Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024
mugGet the Shitty Fuckinmug.

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014
mugGet the shitty surprisemug.

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