king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.

- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi

by kernvir March 25, 2019

winged and dinged

Recruited by a wingman or wingwoman to hook up with a friend and then later rejected by said friend.

"Hey you gotta meet my friend!"
Friend: "Ah let's move on."
"Whoa dude you just got winged and dinged!"

by Idle Andy December 7, 2018

Ding slang

A fat girthy meaty and vainy penis

“I was just the rnb singer with the big ol ding slang

by Dingslanginyomouf June 3, 2020

Ding Xuan

She is a crazy woman and has a foot fetish, underwear fetish and likes spanking. She is very fast at running and hurdling and is also gay. She is wild and needs mental help.

John: oh is that ding xuan?
johnny: Yes! beware of her she is crazy bigg butt woman

by brusherrr January 2, 2022

Wing Ding

To risk it for the biscuit.

Let's wing ding this fuckin thing.

by Yowassaaappppppp March 13, 2025

ding

short version for dingus

P#1: When I'm drunk I hold onto the grass to prevent from falling off the earth.

P#2: You Fucking Ding!

by thebryanv September 5, 2017

ding ding ding

TOP OF MORNING

Josh "ding ding ding" *huge muscular Gaelic gladiator breaks in*
Gaelic gladiator "TOP OF MORNING"

by hugegaelicgladiator March 30, 2021