Mary Jane

Mary Jane is the drug version of a prostitute — she costs a lot, she can satisfy you for a couple hours, and then she's gone and you're left wanting more.

Sometimes that bitch gets expensive, but I'll always love Mary Jane.

by FishFooood February 22, 2011

St. Mary's

A hospital in East St. Louis you should NEVER EVER under ANY circumstances go to unless you have a death wish.

Person 1: WOAH! what happend to your arms?!?
Person 2: I went to St. Mary's for my sore throat, and they amputated my arms. I should have just driven 5 mins. to Belleville to go to St. Elizabeths. :(

by just drive to belleville! March 21, 2010

mary-elise

a fun loving girl who just wants to be her own person.
likes twerking!!!

mary-elise "she twerks so much"

by jmaz1612 October 20, 2014

Mary Jo

Meaning: Mary: (Hebrew) Either "wished for child," "rebellious" or "bitter"; Mary is the mother of Jesus

Jo: (Hebrew) God is gracious (shortened version of Joanne. It could the shortened variation of a number of names.)

Character: Mary Jo, the lottery girl

Mary Jo isn't necessarily used for skanks or scary people you dumbasses.

by harrypottereatscats April 15, 2009

Mary P

Savage old lady that will beat you up with her walking stick if you go near her it's the same with her bestie Gertrude...They will invite you to the bingo and if you don't come your dead they will chase you although there really slow and they won't stop until they get you

Mary P : Gertrude come here!
Gertrude P : no you little Ppppppp
Mary P : I'm not a Pppp your a ppp
Gertrude P : Grrrrr

by come.to.the.bingo November 15, 2016

the gurgling mary

While receiving an ever so wonderful blow job by a catholic school girl; right before you cum you shove your dick down her throat and let 'er blow!!!

Dirk Digler: What'd you do after school

Salamander Sam: Oh nothing just went down to the all girls school and gave Andrea the Gurgling Mary. It was glorious she took it like a champ!!! sigh... she took it like a champ

by RP AS February 19, 2009

mary cat

Someone named mary with an unmistakable ability to look/act like a cat when and wherever she chooses. She'll get your tongue. Enjoys good catnip, a neat litter box, and well groomed whiskers.

Who is the girl dressed as a cat meowing at my dad?
Oh thats Mary Cat.
Wow what a pussy cat!

by fuzzym April 25, 2010