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Bake off

YO G BAKE OFF STILL.
by anonymous_who? October 8, 2021
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Bitch Off A Cliff

Based on a June 22, 2013 internet news story where a Peruvian woman was caught on surveillance video assaulting her husband's alleged mistress and then throwing the alleged mistress off a 20 foot cliff. According to the report, the younger woman was not killed in the fall but did sustain some injuries in which she sought treatment at a local hospital.
"Man! I am so fuckin' pissed I could go all "bitch off a cliff" on her ass!"
by BlkRaven2u June 23, 2013
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Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else
She blew the doors off this test.
by JerrysWords May 4, 2025
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Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.
"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."
by Paul Cumyan December 5, 2017
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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im off ts

Im over this
only the first day back and im off ts
by Cay._. January 3, 2024
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Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on
Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off
by Carson_dex October 2, 2015
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