Someone with a massive head. Named after the first satellite in space due to the fact it l, too, was both massive and spherical.
"Hey dude, I saw Jake todya"
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
"Who, Jake Sputnik head?"
"Who's Jake Sputnik head?"
"The one with the large, spherical head."
by TheSoupNazi89 October 07, 2021
What you give a guy "upstairs" when complimenting him on the impressively "ballooned" status of his "crown" that he possesses "downstairs".
One should take care when verbally admiring a guy's desire-engorged "equipment" while you're also giving him a blowjob, since this may give him a major "swelled head" both "upstairs and down", and of course may also cause him to involuntarily make a huge mess all over your face in the process.
by QuacksO April 09, 2020
by PhatKid October 24, 2011
The most irritating guest at your wedding.The sort that would gasp at the sight of a pretty ribbon, sniff right through the ceremony, get you a lousy present and invariably eat the most food.
Bob: I sweat to God, I'm never inviting Aunt Muriel to another one of my weddings.
Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher
Bill: Yep, She's one Head Musher
by hookedonhooks May 05, 2011
Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.
They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 18, 2019