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Tactical Beach Sex

The use of a gilly suit and a heavy sergeant accent in the process of inducing intercourse with a female, male, dog, or Korean soldier on the premises of a beach. (AMSD OM 50 Nemesis Sniper Rifle Optional.)
Bob: Say Jim, me and Stacy had some intense tactical beach sex.. i let her fire my AK-47 at least three times.
Jim: Damn son!
by Chippy Boy November 15, 2015
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Kosher Sex

The term used for the best excuse a jew can use to not have sex with a fat/ugly girl. the term meaning that a jew can't eat pork/pig meat.
Fat girl: Hey hot stuff, how bout I go home with you tonight
Jewish guy: Sorry can't, I'm Jewish, and according to my religion, I can only eat kosher and have Kosher sex. So I can't eat pig, nor can I have sex with a "pig."
by The Man with no face June 23, 2016
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sonamy sex

a joke post i made a few years back
by lanmincraft April 24, 2022
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code of silence sex

you fuck ugly girl or ugly/fat girl.
after cumming, ashamed, you shove condom into her mouth and say, "if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you."
I fucked this nasty-ass-slut last night,
but nobody will ever know 'cause she took the code of silence
by 420hitter February 21, 2003
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German Poo Sex

A sexual act involving two or more persons, in which at least one party involved must participate using a loud and resonating German accent. Ideally, the individual is also of German descent.

A specialized derivative of "scat".
There must've been a scat party here because it smells like shit. Probably a session of German poo sex.
by pervatosaurus April 21, 2009
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Makeup Skype Sex

When two people in a long distance relationship get in a fight and resolve it by haveing screen chat sex. Aka Skype sex, these types of activities are typically only seen by poeple inhabiting the state of New Jersey.
My girlfriend is pissed because she punched some dude in the face and got punched back and i didnt call after... so now i gotta have makeup skype sex with her
by thetwombler February 19, 2011
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sex slave movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal to own sex slaves. there is one faction of it that wants to have ordinary sex slaves. Another calls it crude sex slavery and instead wants to establish the hetaira sex slave system it is called thehetaira movement. Another faction wants to make all women sex slaves.
John is for the sex slave movement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 3, 2010
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