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Zonk Off

to masturbate.

often confused with "falling asleep", this term refers to beating off.
"I'm gonna zonk off. See you guys later."
by Curse of Three June 3, 2025
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Edge off

The act of edging one’s self in a group of people in a circle. The last to climax wins the edge off.
by Scott mf October 3, 2023
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Jilling off

Becky was caught Jilling off to lesbian porn.
by danndeeman March 13, 2022
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National jerk off your homie day

November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
Yo bro it’s national jerk off your homie day you down?
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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Freak Off Party

What is a Freak Off Party? Allegedly coined by Diddy (aka Sean Combs), the Freak Off Party is rumored to be an exclusive, invite-only event where the biggest names in entertainment, politics, and even royalty show up. Think rockstars, rappers, CEOs, and gang members sliding in under the radar.

According to multiple lawsuits, these gatherings were far from your typical Hollywood party. Allegedly fueled by substances like ketamine, GHB, and ecstasy, dark and controversial activities reportedly went down. Hidden cameras, illegal recordings, and a bunch of stuff nobody wants to talk about… or snitch on.

The Breakdown:

• Duration: These parties allegedly lasted days. Imagine walking in Wednesday and leaving Friday with no memory because ketamine was just the appetizer.
• Participants: Rumors involve celebs like Travis Scott and Cassie Ventura, but most names are still in the shadows.
• Substances: Drugs allegedly played a central role, with some partygoers blacking out unknowingly.
• Voyeurism: The worst part? Allegedly, hidden cameras filmed everything while Diddy allegedly watched from the sidelines.

Pop Culture Reactions:
The industry’s shaken. Celebs like Jaguar Wright and Cassie have spoken out, and the hashtag #FreakOffParty trended for weeks.
Daniel Michael: “Diddy invited me to a Freak Off Party, but I told him I’m busy building my empire.”

199x: “Same. I don’t need a Freak Off Party to make waves.”

blnde: “Success doesn’t come from a Freak Off Party. I’m doing just fine without it.”
by IRSAgents October 6, 2024
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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