seriously face

A person with an expression of perpetual cynicism.

I asked if I could bring an outside drink into the theater and the usher gave me the "seriously face".

by Hitching post June 13, 2015

Schrodinger's Face

When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.

Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.

by Radnen June 25, 2015

old face syndrome

OFS for short, when a girl or guy looks way older than they are. Could be caused by too much sun, smoking, makeup or bad genes.

His new girlfriend has old face syndromeand she's younger than me!

by Leedubs84 August 1, 2015

Face munch

The way someone kisses another with there mouths wide open, almost like they are eating each other's faces off an it is the most vile think to see

"Ahahahaha Dude look at those two over there, there proper face munching"

by Grayster August 2, 2015

PB&J face

The face you get Post Blow Job (as well as after chomping into a peanut butter and jelly sandwich): a look of pure ecstasy, punctuated by a silly grin. A look of supreme satisfaction.

Look at Jack, he's got that PB&J face again

by marplemarplemarple August 16, 2015

ass face

when your face looks like an ass

boy if you dont get yo ass face

by gj4realz September 9, 2015

Swee Face

When a ugly woman has a face that makes you go... Sweet Jesus! what the hell are you?
A face that only a blind mother could love.

His new girlfriend had a Swee Face man! You should have seen it! I was all like Sweet Jesus! What happened to you? Did your face get into a fight with a weed eater as a kid?...I mean who bothered to spawn you and why?

by ThirstingForMen September 17, 2015