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Visby Ball Tickler

An entity living in Visby on the island Gotland whose sole purpose is to tickle the balls of male humans while they are asleep
Oskar- Yo I heard there is a new Visby ball tickler roaming around right now
Noa- Yea its me 😈 😈
Oskar- What?? well idc because i dont live there
by AliSuicideBomber September 12, 2023
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Eight ball syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome
by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017
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Soul balls

Shooting pool from the heart, rather than aiming.
She wasn't even looking and she made the shot; that was pure soul balls.
by KJM524 February 25, 2018
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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Chocolate Salty Balls

A sexual act between consenting adults which starts with a man's testicles being covered with chocolate pudding and sprinkled with salt. At which point the man's partner will lick/suck the coating clean off.

May also reference a song performed by the chef on the popular late night animated series, South Park.
Ooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls...
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck em!!
by ChuckInDuuupps December 2, 2017
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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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fuck it we all ball

Fuck it we’ll all die some day , take once in a life time opportunities and not give a fuck , the understanding of having nothing to lose and living life
“Should I say fuck it and buy this car ?” “Fuck it we all ball
by Leyleyy March 9, 2024
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