Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.
by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024
Get the stand off halfmug. Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
Get the Jerking off onto Lucky Charmsmug. by leelu January 7, 2013
Get the snottin me offmug. Elijah loved the off-topic-not-off-topic discussion in class because it prevented any mind-numbing small-talk.
by Philbert's Chewing-Gum November 18, 2020
Get the off-topic-not-off-topicmug. When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.
Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009
Get the fell off the bandwidthmug. To masturbate
by Bedaub February 15, 2017
Get the snatch offmug. A Caucasian person that does not display a stereotypical Caucasian appearance or behavior, that is usually associated with Northern Europeans and WASPs, due to ethnic and cultural differences.
These groups of people typically have ancestry hailing from Eastern Europe or the Mediterranean. Irish people may also sometimes be referred to as "off-white", due to their past persecution.
These groups of people typically have ancestry hailing from Eastern Europe or the Mediterranean. Irish people may also sometimes be referred to as "off-white", due to their past persecution.
Off-White(s):
"I'm Chinese and German. What about you?"
"I'm Italian, Czech, Greek, Polish etc. You know, all of the Off-Whites."
"I'm Chinese and German. What about you?"
"I'm Italian, Czech, Greek, Polish etc. You know, all of the Off-Whites."
by 3riAlien8 January 27, 2025
Get the Off-White(s)mug.