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Penis pulls

When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?

As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
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Pulling a Noah

Basically the act of being a pedophile, then continues to completely forget that friends exist and focus all his time on a 6 year-old.
Person 1: Hey How's Brian?
Person 2: Oh it's fucking horrible, he's Pulling a Noah
by GGigidygigidy69 August 26, 2022
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Pull a Christian

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
by OBTwice April 8, 2019
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Pulling a Trayss

When you mess up an easy clutch in fortnite squads and blame it on lag.
Man that was not lag that caused you to die right there. You are pulling a Trayss!
by Matt Otten June 13, 2018
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Pull ups

Pull ups is a exercise movement where you hang yourself from a bar and pull yourself up, this is a superior form to target the back than lat pull-downs, you can add weight to yourself if you are strong asf and you’ll have massive lats
Do you do pull ups? Yes just look at my back
by Hades 69 March 9, 2024
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Pulling Sugar

Pulling sugar; to withdraw semen from another man.
I was pulling sugar from homeless men to make 15 bucks for coke last night.
by Penisman77 July 15, 2021
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Pull a Blassey-Ford

To falsely accuse one of sexual abuse from a long time ago to ruin the alleged-abuser's reputation.
She recently started telling her friends I touched her twenty-five years ago in an attempt to pull a Blassey-Ford against me.
by Gargantuan009 January 19, 2019
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