get off my yard

When in traffic, getting behind someone who isn't going when the light turns green; Get going; you're in my way; you're going too slow.

Let's go Beamer! Get off my yard!

by Jeepsforever August 10, 2017

Whack-off Collage

A collage of pictures you e thrown together in ms paint to fap to so that you don't have to scroll through pictures while you go at it.

"My clicker finger was getting tired of going through pics in my spank bank so I made a Whack-off Collage."

by E3rdrocket December 30, 2013

Snowed Off

When an event is cancelled because of snow. Typically used in British English.

"The party tonight has been snowed off I'm afraid :("

by Lefty Power 123 November 28, 2021

Smoke it off

Everyone goes through bullshit daily, best thing to do is roll up a fat J/Grab a fat Slob and smoke it off.
a way to forget the bullshit.

Steve: hey bro im having a bad day today, i dont have smoke
John: dont trip i have some dabss, lets smoke it off

by FioKioSio June 27, 2023

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

Strapping Off

When a girl pretends to "jerk off" wearing a strap on

Courtney was so drunk she started strapping off

by Carson_dex October 2, 2015