Velcro Butt

When you don’t wipe very well after number 2 and you leave residue behind. When spreading your cheeks it releases the sound that of Velcro due to the pasted poop around your anus.

Guy 1: hey dude check this out

spreads ass cheeks

Guy 2: woah that totally sounded like Velcro butt!!!

Guy 1: ugh no way I thought I wiped this time!!!
Guy 2: better get a boudet bruh.

by Crunch my cookie June 3, 2024

Butt-Shuttle

A peice of poop exiting someone's butthole.

I have to release a butt-shuttle.

by Butt-Shuttle June 5, 2024

Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024

Butt Rotten

When you feel like trash.

Man, today I just feel butt rotten.

by Mcfly June 11, 2024

MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Dirty butt

Noun; Dir-ty-butt (Dur-tee-buht)

1. A hoe with inch or longer fingernails.

2. A thot that will lay on the ground for you to hit for a half gram.

I’m finna pull up on this dirty butt at the dollar store.

by Dewayne c June 14, 2024

skinky butt

when your son is so beautiful, you call him a skinky butt

oh look at my little skinky butt :)

by hydi :p June 15, 2024