by Janimations2007 June 26, 2022

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

somebody who is a try hard and does everything for attention and tries to act like they’re better than everyone else even though they’re literal trash.
by thebestuniqua February 14, 2022


by Tiny Peenz August 24, 2017

by El Clean March 11, 2025

To be off the yage is to be so incredibly visionary and introspective that one is literally off of the yage.
Friend 1: "Dude have you heard that crazy new Kanye song?"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude Kanye really went off the yage on this one"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude Kanye really went off the yage on this one"
by CucumberDawg May 19, 2021
