boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

shit shirt

when you're taking a shit and when you go to wipe you mistakenly grab the tail of your shirt with the toilet paper. if you're using the cheap rough toilet paper you might notice the texture difference right away and avoid getting a shit shirt paper. however if you're using the soft fluffy tp it is quite difficult to distinguish the two and when you go to drop the tp in the toilet you will notice it was you shirt you used and not the tp.

guy 1: what happened to your shirt?

guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...

by AL-B in the 313 March 10, 2007

Banana Shit

When you take a shit on the crease of a girls vagina then fuck her and pull it out and she licks everything off.

Yo, I heard "Tittie Face" Vandergriff fed a banana shit to that slut at the party last night.

by Tittie Fuck October 29, 2010

duck shit

To talk with flirtatiously, particularly with an internet chat ID dealing with ducks in some way.

Damn, duck was talkin' alot of duck shit today.

by blancmange September 12, 2006

Degoba Shits

The act of taking a watery shit.

Francisco: Oh shit, I got the degoba shits.
Julio: That's hot, lets watch Star Wars.
Francisco: Okay!

by Franciscowned November 28, 2006

Slam That Shit

A phrase encouraging rapidly consuming an alcoholic beverage, mainly keystone light. To be properly used, one must be from the second floor of University of Montana's Aber Hall.

SLAM THAT SHIT DYLAN YEAHHHHHH!!

by JesusOfNazareth555 February 28, 2009

vodka shits

The feeling of shit after you drink vodka.

Oh fuck the vodka shits are brewing inside me

by Boozeandblunts101 October 9, 2016