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balls in jaws

If somebody has balls in there jaws then that person i balls in jaw.

If somebody doesen't have balls in there jaws they dont balls in jaw.
yo, my girl was balls in jaws yesterday with my balls.
by your mother is bad January 31, 2022
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Virgin ball

An orgy that consists of nothing but virgins
Hey, did you go to that virgin ball last night?
by Somerandommexican April 18, 2017
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Gutter Balls

When a males testicles become trapped in the perineum area between the scrotum and the anal passage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.
"Oh man, I got the worst case of Gutter Balls on the bus home from space camp. My balls are so sweaty and contorted! What a mess!"
by Big daddy ball talker May 25, 2013
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ball muncher

An individual regardless of the sex , which takes great pleasure in taking the scrotum of their male partner inn their own mouth and playfully gnaw on them
Man im telling you , that bitch Maria Davidkova is a real ball muncher , she put bouth my balls in her mouth and started flip flopping them around with her tongue while she gently chewed on them .
by Elfa_DGR June 5, 2018
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Big Balling

Big Balling is an expression used to describe the action of trying to complete one's object as straightforward and ballsy as possible.
George was Big Balling when he jumped out of the trench and ran for the next one 50 feet away while enemy fire was flying by him.
by SomedudeIguess October 8, 2020
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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
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Balls

You don’t have any
Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance

How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

The answer

use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
by Opnoobisme December 5, 2021
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